A Chalkboard and A Camera: Words: I'm Not Smart

Friday, October 26, 2012

Words: I'm Not Smart

Ok this has got to the funniest conversation I've had so far in Spain:

(practicing English phrases with Chiquita while she takes a bath)
Me: Are you tall?
Chiquita: Yes, I'm tall.
Me: Are you a boy?
Chiquita: No, I'm not a boy.
Me: Are you smart?
Chiquita: No, I'm not smart.
Me: Well your grammar was correct, but what do you mean you're not smart?? *rambles on about all the reasons she's smart in an attempt to increase her self confidence*
Me: Ok, let's practice again - are you smart?
Chiquita: No, I'm not smart.
Me: Chiquita, we just talked about this. Why do you think you are not smart?
Chiquita, matter-of-factly: Because I am not a car.

I cracked up. Obviously she didn't know that meaning of the word smart and her family drives a SmartCar!

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Words: I'm Not Smart

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